vine by: Garrison Sigmun
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS
Has no one seen this… omg…
oh my god
IM NOT FUCKING CRYING
FUCK EVERYTHING I’M DONE
smiles, but also tears
Fuck everything, done, so done
so there’s a great scene in buffy where the gang is hanging out in buffy’s room, and xander and buffy are braiding willow’s hair. and xander has this perfect braid already done, and buffy is just kind of fluffing hair around.
someone draw that, but with bucky getting his hair braided, and steve has this great frenchbraid going, while natasha basically has her fingers knotted in bucky’s hair.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
90% of my anxiety in a text post
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.
Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.
Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…
I like the way you think, buddy.
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
- long dramatic coats
we can recognize that police brutality is bad in like dystopian novels like the hunger games for example people recognize that the peacekeepers are an oppressive force but when its happening in real life to real people its always “not all cops are bad” because they only target people our society doesnt view as fully human like people of color, trans people, disabled people, poor people, and sex workers